You know why am single?

You know why am single?Here are the best factors why I stay single

My time is my own
Think about being able to do whatever you want whenever you want. In the center of the day or the middle of the night–you choose what you will do. When you get house from work, you don’t have to do somebody’s bidding or take care of somebody else. You don’t have to discuss. You don’t have to think. You can take a nap rather of getting to talk to a magpie or cook for some slug. You can go directly from work to have drinks with friends and not have to let somebody know—or worse—ask his or her permission!

I You can eat what you want
Or you don’t have to eat. It’s so simple to cook for on your own. Make a cookie sheet and eat it all week. Grab a frozen TV dinner. Eat a fried egg sandwich.

Pick up some heart-clogging quick food. There are lots of healthy and balanced meals that you don’t have to cook. Cook if you want, or don’t if you don’t care to.

I can remain up as late as I want.
Are you a night time owl? Then go for it! Stay up until 3 in the early morning and sleep until noon. What if you were a night owl stuck with an early bird who was up sooner than the crack of dawn? You may be ready to go to bed by 4 a.m., but you’re definitely not ready to get OUT of bed at that time of the morning. On the other hand, if you like to hit the pillow at 8 p.m. and get up with the parrots to get that common worm then do it! There is no one to cramp your style!

I can spend what you want
Haven’t you heard that fighting over finances is the number one cause of divorce? Well, actually we have already covered that fact that marriage is the number one cause of divorce, but we won’t belabor that point. When you’re single, you spend your money how you want.

I can keep my bad habits.
Are you a slob or a neat freak? Do you smoke? Do you drink too much? Do you leave the toilet lid up and the toothpaste cap off? Well, as long as you stay single, you can keep doing all of that. Keep leaving your shoes in the living room and throwing your underwear on the bedroom floor. There is no pressure to live up to someone Else’s expectations. What a load off!
That’s why am single…..

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