1. LOSE WEIGHT
This should always be on the top of your-any list.Unless of course you’re a skinny little thing.And if you are,you make us look bad.and that is not nice.for those enveloped in layer of fat‘even if its is a little non pregnant bump on your belly: lose it. You can no longer deceive anyone with your winter masquerade. Nothing will make you look five kilos lighter in the summer.
Thin people are taking over the world if u can not beat join, them. The beauty of summer is that it kills your appetite. If its heavy creamy fried or oily hate it this season until next winter: But that is far away we’ll think about it when have to.

2.HAVE SWEATY SEX
There is nothing sexy about air conditioner. You don’t need to do it the heat. Sweaty sex is a sex in its most primal form. It’s animalistic, it’s hot and it has a string of benfits:you burn maore calories, your bodies will slither against each other and oh, those sweet salty kisses!
Besides, sweating cools your body down. After you have been consumed in steamy passion, the beads of perspiration will evaporate and you will be over come by a cool, tingling sensation.
Unlike winter, you have an excuse to avoid post coital cuddling. You can conveniently roll over to your side of the bed, because it’s oh,so hot! This is the season to get it on.

3. THINKING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
We hate to dampen your spirits on bright summer’s day, but consider global warming when it’s staring you in the face, literally. The earth’s average temperature has benn increasing by0.13-0.22 degree Celsius every decade since 1980. So, when the heat gets unbearable , blame it on greenhouse effect. Make greener choice. Reuse ,recycle, cut down your carbon footprint. When was the last time you planted a tree?

4. DRINK UP
Chilled beer: Gallons of it. And colourful cocktails. Mix a little alcohol with a lot of juice and even more ice. The vitamins and minerals in the juice will not let the booze dehydrate you.
Or try this: Pour some vodka in a water melon. Place the wedge back and freeze the melon. Thirty minutes later , you will have a drunk fruit to take the edge off the heat.

5.GET A ROUTINE
You know how the days are much longer and the nights are shorter and afternoon are hotter…….. Well ,you can plan out your day accordingly.
Wake up early morning for a jog, get out of the house before 10am, stay indoors all afternoon, join dance classes in the evening. Eat an early dinner, read a book, sleep on time. Make the most of the long,hot summer days. You have all the time in the world!

6. HEAD FOR WATER
Drink it ,bathe in it, swim it, don anything and everything with water. Have watery meals and cold soups. If you want to feel a little cooler, add a bit of lemon in your bottle, or bath bucket. Scrub your zesty smell will lift your spirits, and every squirt of water will feel heavenly against your skin. Even if you are doing laundry , splash some water on yourself. Water makes working fun.

7. GET OUT.OUT,OUT
Don’t run up your electricity bill by staying in the house. Also refer to point#4, cut down your carbon footprints. Go to the art gallery, museum, theatre, movies or even the planetarium. You will not one become smarter and more cultured, but also less of a whiner. Remember :nobody likes the annoying person who constantly complains.

8.HOLIDAY IN A DAY
Leave your house at the break of dawn, grab some friends or family and drive to the nearest holiday destination, just for a day. Eat drink and be merry. Take your favorite music along, play some silly car games. Eat breakfast at a restaurant , go to resort for lunch and a swim, drive back in the evening just in time to crash. You don’t need a week at a spa to feel rejuvenated.

9. DRESS HOT
It’s summer. You can get away with wearing anything. The less, the better. Wear colourful shorts, sarongs, and sheer whites. Prance around the house in a coconut bikni, or in loud, lewd boxers.

10. PRETEND IT’S WINTER
If all false fails, lock yourself up in an AC room, pull out a thick razai, make yourself some hot chocolate and cuddle in bed with a book , your dog, a lover. Just block summer out for as long as you can.